Saturday, 29 September 2012

Christina Jones Premieres On VH1 Poptropica

Just as we thought Christina Jones has gotten her public humiliation and disrespect, she received a casting call to star in her own reality show, "Hate Me or Hate Me Not", premiering on VH1 Poptropica on January 4, 2013 at 10/7 Pacific Time ZoneFridays!

This new 1-hour improv & scripted reality show will feature Christina doing random stunts to make fun of herself and crack some insulting comebacks at total strangers in her home state, Alabama. These bits will be separated into segments and combined together to make one fireball. The first season will only last 10 episodes before being decided to air a second season or cancel it.

 10-minute, main segments in her show:
  • Christina's Routinely Life - Featuring her scripted & improv not-so-daily life (Holiday dress designing, watching Fashion Fever, singing without auto-tune, etc.)
  • Christina Goes Cray-Cray - Scripted bicker fights in Huntsville (strangers payed and played by previously auditioned VH1 Poptropica casting calls.)
  • Christina Puts A "Ring" On It - Improv prank calls to random people around the globe no matter what language they speak
  • Christina's "Fashion Fever" - Inspired by her first national appearance on cable TV, PoptropicaStars Fashion Fever season 1, Christina shows you the do's and dont's of the challenging world of fashion for real
  • Christina's H8 Song Of The Episode - One of Christina's music video performances at the end of the episode
5-minute, supporting segments (2 supporting segments each episode; just to list a few segments):
  • Christina's Game Show Mini game show (hosted by Christina) where one contestant (auditioned to VH1 Poptropica) must sacrifice their secrets to the main public to win $10,000 in cash
  • Christina Rioting - Featuring her bashing rants at 3 pop culture phenoms using improv (Jersey Shore, Project X, Bill Nye the Science Guy, etc.)
  • Christina's Random Dancing - Christina improv dances in a humiliating way to pop, hip-hop, classical, country, rock, 70's, and 80's music
  • Christina Dines In - Featuring her scripted terrible cooking, eating habits, and possibly complaining about the food at some restaurants in improv
  • Christina Intertrolling Christina travels around the internet showing the viewers some terrible and hideous sights, comments, and articles, improv and opinionated by herself
Christina leaks a photo of herself getting ready for the third episode filming of "Hate Me or Hate Me Not".
    "Hate Me or Hate Me Not" promotional poster

    Saturday, 15 September 2012

    The Mystical Meadows

    In this autumn photoshoot, PoptropicaStars was flown to Muir Woods State Park near San Francisco, California to model her new, limited edition clothing line, "Autumn Flavor". PoptropicaStars's main focus in this photoshoot is her argyle close-up dress. The autumn tints on the dress blend well with the forestry behind her while the black high heels with blue laces create mystery upon the stairs. If you think this could be Narnia enough, the cappuccino-colored eyeshadow brings out her entire outfit with flair and the forest background with whimsical thoughts.

    COSMETICS USES:
    1. Cappuccino Brown Eyeshadow
    2. Cotton Candy Pink Lipstick
    3. Black Mascara

    ACCESSORY USES:
    1. Pumpkin Necklace
    2. Dark Yellow Handbag

    Sunday, 2 September 2012

    Christina Jones's Poptropolis Games Trials

    Most of us know the controversial Christina Jones (7th place on "PoptropicaStars Fashion Fever S1") as a prissy, full-of-herself, disrespectful drama diva. However, you may want to reconsider those condescending comments and change them to sympathy cards after seeing this leaked collage of her auditioning for the qualifier round in the first annual Poptropolis Games in Huntsville, Alabama. It looks like Christina had her ups and downs during each nine events. We have received a closed caption audio sheet from her interview with "OMG! Poptropica Gossip" presenter, Ollie Lopenza.

    "Being able to audition for the qualifying spots in the Poptropolis Games is a Disneyland fairy tale to me. Not only can I take a break from my sassy fashion boutique in Greenville... these games just sport up my athleticism... The reason why I hate the Olympic Games and not the Poptropolis Games is 'cause... look at how much inappropriate slang and cheating has been thrown in there [Olympic Games]. It's just stupid watching countries represent each other with bribery, cheating, and hell Mary cut loose. Poptropolis [Games] actually removes the people who cheat, bribe, and break loose. Well, I'm all into cheating and bribing and ____, but that's just wrong if you're playing a full blown out sport... See ya losers!" - Christina Jones

    After all of Christina's attempts to compete in the qualifying rounds in Washington D.C., she fell short by just 68 points.